To Whom It May Concern:
Here I am. I have committed egregious sin, father, and I feel it is time that I made confession for it. I have committed one of the seven deadly sins. IT’s actually number eight. I haven’t posted in this blog since some time last year. (Yes. I can say that.) I hope you will forgive me, but I have been quite busy. I only had time to write one letter, and, quite frankly, Santa has a tighter deadline. However, now that I have robbed that old man of cookies (and presents) and broken in the New Year (by break dancing), I am at last free to draft this account of my doings, readings, hearings, non-seeings, and lack of various celebrity sightings. I merely hope that it is accurate and explanatory. I make no representation to its completeness; for it would be presumptuous of me to assume I could give a full account of the last twenty-four hours, let alone an entire month (give or take). However, I shall try to reflect what I do portray in as accurate (or entertaining) a light as possible.
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